Always more suckers

 
We may run out of chips; we may run out of toilet paper; we may run out of (simeticone) antiflatulent pills; we may run out of biodegradable nonstaining bicycle chain degreasers; we may run out of five point .5mm mechanical pencils; but we will never, never, run out of suckers.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
 

I love his irreverence and interesting choice of vocabulary throughout his writing. Taleb is a treasure.