The third tip for ultra-productivity is as follows:
Don’t drink water. Instead, drink lots of soda and sugary drinks. This way your blood sugar levels can always be sky-high and your caloric intake will be way more than you can burn in a day. Remember, you don’t go outside and exercise so you’ll also be able to gain lots of weight this way.
Blowing up your body with loads of soda and sugary drinks will make sure you are crashing by mid-afternoon and unproductive for virtually the entire day.