Shuttling through our tips for productivity, we have come to tip #13 which is to stare at screens for as many hours a day as you can.
Don’t get up, don’t stretch, don’t do anything that could get the blood flowing.
Don’t give your eyes a rest or consider the damage that could be happening to your eyeballs absorbing all that light and energy and color coming off your wall of screens.
Not only should you be staring at screens, but you should spend your time “doom-scrolling” through your favorite social media network. Twitter? Facebook? Reddit? pick your choice and waste all the time you can.
This will ensure you feel like a complete waste as well as completely sapped of energy at all times.
You will also develop an utter inability to work without “background” noise and you will have an insatiable craving for dopamine stimulation. This will make sure you’re distracted constantly. Very helpful indeed.